Tweets

    maraglen:

    feistyfrank:

    davediddlystrider:

    This man is qualified to play as nightwing

    This man is qualified to fuck me

    I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

    (Source: saansastarks)

    babyferaligator:

    sighprincess:

    What are some cool sex positions

    standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

    (Source: zvyozdochka)

    nothing haunts us more than unsaid words
    Brittany Mander (via jealously)

    90skindofworld:

    90s Dads


    raviravioli:

    fastcompany:

    A Squeezable Light Bulb That Slurps Up Color

    wth

    pinkvelourtracksuit:

    Dear God, IT ME!!!!! PLEASE KEEP CORNY NIGGAS FAR FAR AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!! 

    thehopefulhopeless:

    give me hickeys and tell me what you don’t tell anyone else

    prettyfuckingay:

    If you pull me in by my shirt before you kiss me, I will fall in love with you.

    (Source: drinkup-thislove)

    sleeve:

    pool party at my house bring your own pool 

    I miss how you wanted me.
    six word story, #18 (via bl-ossomed)

    (Source: lovelikewolves)