clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
how i seduce men
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014
this is all too much
I assure you that this and the entire student section singing Wannabe were the best parts of the game.
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle